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Living as a German in an increasingly English-speaking world

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2026-02-13: Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio presenta ‘El espectáculo de medio tiempo del Súper Tazón’

Yes, this is how Bad Bunny presented the Super Bowl Half-Time Show. In Spanish. With his actual name.

It was quite an in-your-face statement to anyone who wasn’t aware that Spanish (or “castellano” as I would usually call it) is as much a part of the current US of A as English is.

YouTube doesn’t let me embed. So just click and enjoy.

FFS. To fully understand, you need some background. Watch this

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2025-12-25: Be nice!

Happy Holidays, everyone!
Just a quick reminder: being nice doesn’t cost a thing. Really, it’s free.
If you get on a bus at the front, say hello to the driver — even if you have a season ticket and don’t have to. Just do it. From my experience, about half the time you’ll get a friendly nod, a wave, or a smile. (I live in Berlin, where bus drivers have a reputation for being grumpy — but honestly, they’re not that bad.)
Say hi to the cashier at the supermarket. You don’t need a long chat — it might even feel awkward if there’s a line — but a little kindness goes a long way.
Thank the person at the petrol station when they hand you your receipt. Sure, it’s their job — but it doesn’t hurt to be polite. It’s free, remember?
Everyone you meet has their own ups and downs. They have partners, friends, kids, parents, bosses — just like you. Maybe they just got married and are on cloud nine, or maybe they’re going through a rough divorce. A small act of kindness can remind them they’re seen and appreciated.
Being nice costs nothing, but it can mean the world to someone else.
So be kind — not just for the holidays.
[This text was improved by ChatGPT from the original version. I really think it is an improvement.]

2018-11-07: 6-P in English are 5-V in German

I just realised that the 6-P rule in English (many variations, also with a different number of P’s, exist; I’ll go with “proper preparation prevents piss-poor performance”) actually translates pretty well into German as the 5-V rule: „Vernünftige Vorbereitung verhindert völliges Versagen“ (which translates literally as “reasonable preparation prevents total failure” but that’s close enough for me).